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Behind every successful woman...is a substantial amount of coffee.
- Stephanie Piro

To drink is human, to drink coffee is divine!
- Unknown

Coffee: creative lighter fluid.
- Floyd Maxwell

Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death, and as sweet as love.
- Turkish proverb

Good conversation is as stimulating as black coffee and just as hard to sleep after.
- Anne Morrow Lindbergh

I once put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time.
- Steven Wright

It was a pleasant cafe, warm and clean and friendly, and I hung up my old water-proof on the coat rack to dry and put my worn and weathered felt hat on the rack above the bench and ordered a cafe au lait. The waiter brought it and I took out a notebook from the pocket of the coat and a pencil and started to write.
- Ernest Hemingway

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
- Alex Levine

Thank you for your coffee, seignor. I shall miss that when we leave Casablanca.
- Ingrid Bergman

Goth clubs should serve coffee. ice cold coffee with nails and broken glass. and call then "depressos"
- Unknown

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